Bogus!!

I pulled my sacrifice for March 5th (since it's after midnight) and this is what I selected out of the sandwich baggie.  Click here to learn more about the Marathon Game I'm playing this Lent.

In case you can't read this print on the strip of paper it says:

Drive Dusty to the Virginia border, drop him off, and see if he can find his own way home.


Neither he nor I were amused by my brother's bogus sacrifice.  Hmm.....what can I do to return his sense of humor...any witty ideas?!  ;)